Thursday, February 18, 2010
Chicago Matadors trade 7 year Vet to Dallas ManiAACs for Expiring Contract
February 18, 2010
CHICAGO- In a move they hope will help them pick up a big name free agent this off season, The Chicago Matadors Traded one of their original members, Kevin B, to the Dallas ManiAAC's for little man BAM and a fat man to be named later. The move was announced just minutes before the NBA Trade deadline.
The 3’11” BAM was in his third year as a ManiAACs after signing as a free agent before the 2007-08 season. He will be a free agent after the season.
Known best for his leadership abilities and the birthmark on his butt, Kevin B. helped raise the franchise from it's infancy to its prominence today. "It's a tough day here at the UC, because Kevin meant so much to the organization,” said Matador Matriarch, Cathy Core. “It will hurt us for the remainder of the season, but we truly believe that this move puts us in a great position to acquire one of the BIG names that will be available in the off season.”
Those free agents include Shaquille O'Neal, Kevin Federline, and the recently out of work, Andy Richter.
Shella Sattler, director of the Dallas Dancers, is excited to bring the veteran big man into the fold. “Kevin brings us some much needed experienced in the middle. It’s sad to see BAM go, but this is not a game for little men”
The Matadors, who have been known more for their dancing skills, including the patented “grapevine”, than their ability to make people laugh are excited to have BAM join them. “What makes people laugh more than a 3’11” man dancing?” said Matador coach Kristi P. “Not Much!”
CHICAGO- In a move they hope will help them pick up a big name free agent this off season, The Chicago Matadors Traded one of their original members, Kevin B, to the Dallas ManiAAC's for little man BAM and a fat man to be named later. The move was announced just minutes before the NBA Trade deadline.
The 3’11” BAM was in his third year as a ManiAACs after signing as a free agent before the 2007-08 season. He will be a free agent after the season.
Known best for his leadership abilities and the birthmark on his butt, Kevin B. helped raise the franchise from it's infancy to its prominence today. "It's a tough day here at the UC, because Kevin meant so much to the organization,” said Matador Matriarch, Cathy Core. “It will hurt us for the remainder of the season, but we truly believe that this move puts us in a great position to acquire one of the BIG names that will be available in the off season.”
Those free agents include Shaquille O'Neal, Kevin Federline, and the recently out of work, Andy Richter.
Shella Sattler, director of the Dallas Dancers, is excited to bring the veteran big man into the fold. “Kevin brings us some much needed experienced in the middle. It’s sad to see BAM go, but this is not a game for little men”
The Matadors, who have been known more for their dancing skills, including the patented “grapevine”, than their ability to make people laugh are excited to have BAM join them. “What makes people laugh more than a 3’11” man dancing?” said Matador coach Kristi P. “Not Much!”
# posted by Vince L. @ 8:46 PM 
