Sunday, May 28, 2006
When He's 64
As I was sitting in the Vet's office yesterday, I saw an Article in AARP magizine about Sir Paul McCartney turning 64. Today's Tribune also had an article about Paul turning 64. But what really Irks me about these articles were their titles. Both said "Now He's 64"...
I thought I'd have a few more weeks to put some finishing touches on this, but with everyone trying to beat me to the punch, here's my Parody of a famous Beatles tune.
HE DOESN'T TURN 64 TILL JUNE 18TH.
I thought I'd have a few more weeks to put some finishing touches on this, but with everyone trying to beat me to the punch, here's my Parody of a famous Beatles tune.
"Now I'm 64"
Now that I’m older, dying my hair, on my second wife,
There is talk that we will be separating, and she’ll get ½ of my life earnings.
What was I thinking when I hooked up with that one legged whore?
Linda I miss ya, wish I could kiss ya, Now that I'm sixty-four.
Pre-Nups are a must.
And if I had signed one,
What was I thinking when I hooked up with that one legged whore?
Linda I miss ya, wish I could kiss ya, Now that I'm sixty-four.
Pre-Nups are a must.
And if I had signed one,
Wish that I had the rights to my songs, but they’re owned by some freak.
What was I thinking doin “The Girl Is Mine”, Fon-del-ing children is a crime.
haven’t ate a drumstick in 30 years, don’t miss it anymore.
In
Maybe I’m Amazed that Yesterday we had a Freedom
but some could just not Let It Be.
Just Live and Let Die.
The Long and Winding Road Will fly you to a Vanilla Sky.
Johnnie has passed on, and so had George, But we still got Ringo.
Don’t know how many years I left to go, I just want to outlive Ono.
Long been a Beatle, Shortly a Wing, Go solo ever more.
Lovin’ Two Nations, Chaos & Creation, Now that I'm sixty four.
# posted by Vince L. @ 6:03 PM 
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BLOODY BRILLIANT!
You sure know how to make me laugh hysterically...alone at my desk...making all of my co-workers recommend therapy...not a bad idea!
;-)
Love, Fern
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You sure know how to make me laugh hysterically...alone at my desk...making all of my co-workers recommend therapy...not a bad idea!
;-)
Love, Fern
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